Deionisms

D's vocabulary is growing so fast, that even things that we didn't teach him alam niya! nakakaloka!

1. While Lola is feeding him,
L: Kain ka na D, sige ka aalis kami iiwan ka?
D: Dating naman...
(Haha kahit maiwan daw siya ay dadating naman din silly boy!)

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D: San Mig Talo! (pertaining to San Mig Team)
D: Pingris aku! (While dribbling his mini basketball ball)

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D: Penge sampu?! (with matching hand gestures!)

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While at the Sunday Mass and all people are kneeling and silent for prayers

D: Lola sit down! 

(haha bakit nga naman ayaw kasi mag sit down?!)

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While reprimanding him because he's a bad boy again
D: (while in the corner and acting like crying) "Arte aku"
(Hay anak... marunong ka na din umarte? )

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After he did something good like wiping the table with his hanky(tsk!) or cleaning his toys
D: Galing! aku!
(haha!)

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D: Ako si Rayza may show!
(Anu daw?! no watching TV na talaga)

D: Ako, Ryza Mae Dizon! (sabi ko na talaga no TV na!)

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Katuwaan ni R,
R: Thats my...
D: Tambay!
R: You're my...
D: Foyenoy!

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He can now form sensible and english sentences like;
1. Lolo come here.
2. I want dede.
*in a non speaking household, #proudmomahere

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He can also pray...
D: Lord, tenkyu for day (Lord, Thank you for Today), Amen.

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He can also tell stories...
1. D: Punta Peygound, alis bata! Alis! Alis!
(Pumunta daw sila playground, and pinapaalis niya mga bata dun) Bruho talaga! tsk!

2. D: Punta Ayala Tetes , Pasok Jolibbe. (Punta Ayala Terraces, kain sa Jolibbe).

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Me: How may eyes do you have?
D: 1 2 3 4 5
Me: How may ears do you have?
D: 1 2 3 4 5
(Alien ka ba anak?!)

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Me: Big boy ka na anak, no more dede na,
D: Baby pa,
Me: No big boy D ka na,
D: Baby D!
Me: Big D, kasi malaki ka na,
D: Baby D! Baby D!
(haha kulit lang. )

Hay Anak, don't grow too fast!